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50 Shames: British Insults

1. Tosser – Supreme Asshole or jerk.
2. Wanker – Idiot
3. Slag – Whore, the worst kind
4. Lost the plot – Gone crazy or completely stupid.
5. Daft Cow – Dumb, large woman
6. Arsehole – Asshole
7. Barmy – Stupid or crazy.
8. Chav – White Trash / Low Class
9. Dodgy – Shady character
10. Git – Moron, Idiot
11. Gormless – Complete lack of common sense
12. Manky – Disgusting
13. Minger – Very unattractive woman
14. Muppet – Dimwit (not the puppet variety)
15. Naff – Tacky
16. Pikey – White trash – also used to slight Gypsies or Irish Travellers
17. Pillock – Idiot
18. Plonker – Idiot
19. Prat - Idiot, asshole
20. Scrubber – A nicer way to say slag
21. Trollop – A lady of questionable morals
22. Uphill Gardener – Another way of saying homosexual
23. Twit – Idiot
24. Knob Head – Dickhead
25. Piss Off – Go Away
26. Bell End – Dick Head (bell end also means penis)
27. Lazy Sod – Useless idiot
28. Skiver – Lazy sod
29. Knob – Dick
30. Wazzock – Someone so dumb they can only do manual labor (from Yorkshire)
31. Ninny – Brilliant but inferior
32. Berk – Idiot
33. Airy-fairy – Not strong, weak. 34. Ankle-biters – Children
35. Arse-licker – A sycophant
36. Arsemonger – A person that generate contempt.
37. Chuffer – An annoying perfusion
38. Daft as a bush – Silly, Crazy
39. Dead from the neck up –Stupid.
40. Gannet – Greedy person.
41. Gone to the dogs – rotten, deteriorated
42. Ligger – freeloader
43. Like a dog with two dicks – Man whore
44. Mad as a bag of ferrets – Crazy
45. Maggot – A despicable person
46. Mingebag – A bad person, an asshole who might be cheap.
47. Not batting on a full wicket – Eccentric person a little crazy or odd.
48. Plug-Ugly – Very Ugly person
49. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys – The French
50. Nutter— Someone’s who’s clearly crazy

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